I own the fastest car | Travel Jokes

Apr 16

I own the fastest car | Travel Jokes

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of...

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New airbag in Detroit | Travel Jokes

Apr 15

New airbag in Detroit | Travel Jokes

GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT– With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday. The new airbags, which award fabulous prizes upon violent, high-speed impact with another car or stationary object, will come standard in...

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Working on the road | Travel Jokes

Apr 14

Working on the road | Travel Jokes

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the...

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Save the dead rabbit | Travel Jokes

Apr 13

Save the dead rabbit | Travel Jokes

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his...

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Do this while driving | Travel Jokes

Apr 12

Do this while driving | Travel Jokes

Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below “things to do while driving”, as all driving should be taken seriously. The below “things to do while driving” are simply here for entertainment purposes. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. Roll down your windows and blast talk...

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Arguing about the sign | Travel Jokes

Apr 10

Arguing about the sign | Travel Jokes

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn’t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away. Policeman: “License, registration and proof...

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