Funny sport jokes: Old MacDonald

May 31

Funny sport jokes: Old MacDonald

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a ________.” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one...

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Funny sport jokes: Two thousand dollars

May 30

Funny sport jokes: Two thousand dollars

THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It’s just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level! Atrocious! And, as if that weren’t bad enough,...

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Funny sport jokes: Visit your local butcher

May 29

Funny sport jokes: Visit your local butcher

Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. 14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head...

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Funny sport jokes: Football commentator

May 28

Funny sport jokes: Football commentator

These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.” New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,...

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Funny sport jokes: Of course it me

May 27

Funny sport jokes: Of course it me

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer...

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Funny sport jokes: like all great players

May 26

Funny sport jokes: like all great players

Digger Phelps’ Words of Wisdom From the NCAA Tournament: “Basketball is a game of two halves.” “We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.” “You’re either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle.” “He’s like all great players — not great...

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