Blondes to the moon

Jan 10

Blondes to the moon

Blondes to the moon – Science jokes and humor At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up “That’s been done before, we’re going to go to Mars”. The Blondes speak up “That’s nothing, we’re going to be the first people to go to the...

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The astronomy jokes

Jan 09

The astronomy jokes

The astronomy jokes – Bad Science Joke NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn’t accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover’s built-in display which showed a windows screen and the text “press any key to continue”. It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on...

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Reasons for the Mir Accident

Jan 08

Reasons for the Mir Accident

Reasons for the Mir Accident – collection of science jokes After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the station and its resident personnel in jeopardy. In terse statements at a recent press conference, Soviet and US space agency...

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A New Element

Jan 07

A New Element

A New Element – classic science jokes AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111...

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Science One-liners

Jan 06

Science One-liners

Science One-liners – Funny Science Jokes Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23 . If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate (Picture of Einstein in a police uniform with caption): 186,000 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law. . Feathers are light. The sun gives off light. Therefore,...

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Actual Science Tests Report

Jan 05

Actual Science Tests Report

Actual Science Tests Report – Jokes and Science These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. When...

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