student jokes: This is for entertainment purposes only

Jul 11

student jokes: This is for entertainment purposes only

This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class. 1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!” 2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead...

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Funny school jokes: Do you have a problem

Jul 10

Funny school jokes: Do you have a problem

Are you a tehcnical geek? Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with Techno-Dweeb. If you relate to 3 or more, you are definitely a Techno-Dweeb. Do not despair! There is help! You are not alone! Whenever you feel the...

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Funny school jokes: These are intended for entertainment

Jul 09

Funny school jokes: These are intended for entertainment

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 1. When talking to your roommate, alternate the pitch of your voice. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. 5. Buy a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump...

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Funny school jokes: Read each question carefully

Jul 08

Funny school jokes: Read each question carefully

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately. Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life. Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had...

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School Joke: During the Middle Ages

Jul 07

School Joke: During the Middle Ages

During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were cooperatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do not have a medivel European laid out on a table before us, ready for dissection. After a revival of infantile commerce slowly creeoed into Europe, merchants appeared. Some were sitters and some...

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student jokes: The useful quantity of energy

Jul 06

student jokes: The useful quantity of energy

Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee. Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter, first proposed by the ancient Greeks, and now thoroughly discredited by modern computer simulation. Attempts to verify the theory by modern computer simulation have failed. Instead, it has been demonstrated repeatedly...

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