Free collection of funny riddles

Free collection of funny riddles

Free collection of funny riddles

Free collection of funny , Can you solve this funny ?

Mallory can go through the green glass door, but Sara can’t.
Apples can go through the green glass door, but bananas can’t. Coffee can go through the green glass door, but water can’t.

Why can’t Sara, bananas, or water go through the green glass door?

Only words with double letters next to each other can go through the green glass door.

Why can you never borrow money from leperchauns?

They are always a little short!!

A woman was backing her car out of her garage and knocked off her driver side mirror. She ordered a replacement, but the replacement does not fit. Why?

She is driving an American car in England, when she ordered the driver’s side mirror, she was sent a right side mirror, when she needed a left side mirror.

A man was found dead in his apartment. When the police looked up his job, they found out he earns $30 for every month with 30 or less days and $34 for every month with 31 days. Assuming the current date is April 1, how much will he earn in 9 months?

$0. He is dead.

How many characters are in “Zeke likes to swim”?

One. Zeke is the only character in the story.

How do you make 10 with 2 straight sticks?

X.

One day, Jake says to Jakk “I bet you $50 I can jump from America to Asia”. Jakk accepted the bet but Jake won. How?

He threw a world map on the floor, stepped on America and jumped on to Asia.

Ganga river is in which state?

Liquid state.

Which number is closest to 5? 87, 32 or 9?

87. It is the nearest to 5 because there is only a ‘?’ and a space in between 5 and 87.

During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the Nazi soldiers for many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under Nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one guard on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?

Simply, he walks for two minutes and fifty seconds, then turns around and pretends to walk into Germany. The guard comes out and sees him. He walks over to him and asks him for his papers. When he can’t produce the proper papers he is sent to Poland because the guard thought he was a Polish citizen.