Schwarzenegger Quotes

Dec 03

Schwarzenegger Quotes

Schwarzenegger Quotes – Political Jokes Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Well, there was no sex for 14 days.” -on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention “To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don’t be economic girlie...

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Iraqis On Star Trek

Dec 02

Iraqis On Star Trek

Iraqis On Star Trek – Political Jokes The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush. Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, “Respectfully, sir. I have a question about what I???ve seen in America.” Politely, President Bush answered, “If I can help...

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Automatic Radio

Dec 01

Automatic Radio

Automatic Radio – Political Humor   A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. “Madam,” said the sales manager, “the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly...

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Bush In Hell

Nov 30

Bush In Hell

Bush In Hell – Political Humor One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going...

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The Art Of Speech

Nov 29

The Art Of Speech

The Art Of Speech – Political Jokes In a speech today about Hurricane Rita, President Bush declared, quote, ‘This is a big storm.’ In related news, the White House announced earlier today that the president is writing his own speeches....

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English Hospitality

Nov 28

English Hospitality

English Hospitality – Political Jokes An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter. After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with...

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