Stupid Husband

Jul 10

Stupid Husband

A husband returns home to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ???what are you doing???, he shouts. The wife replies to her lover: ???I told you he was stupid!???.         ...

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Man’s Heart

Jul 09

Man’s Heart

???Any woman that thinks the way to a man???s heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high???.       ...

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Bad News

Jul 08

Bad News

A Doctor tells a patient: ???I have bad news for you. You have cancer and Alzhiemer???s disease???. The man replies: ???Well, thank god I don???t have cancer!???.         ...

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Blonde’s Pain

Jul 07

Blonde’s Pain

A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear. The doctor examines her and says: Madam, your finger is broken.       ...

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Lawyers

Jul 06

Lawyers

Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.     ...

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Differences

Jul 05

Differences

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 Pounds. Q: And between a husband and a boyfriend? A: about 45 minutes.     ...

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