Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

Dec 14

Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

Bible School Cruise With A Laywer – Lawyer Jokes There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape. The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the...

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A Witty Young Trial Lawyer

Dec 13

A Witty Young Trial Lawyer

A Witty Young Trial Lawyer A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out. “While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and...

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Qualifying For Heaven

Dec 12

Qualifying For Heaven

Qualifying For Heaven – Lawyer Jokes Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just...

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Lawyers Are The Best Patients

Dec 11

Lawyers Are The Best Patients

Lawyers Are The Best Patients – Lawyer Jokes Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. “I like contractors myself” says one. “They don’t even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery.” “Well, I had an electrician yesterday” another...

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The Ambitious Young Judge’s Clerk

Nov 21

The Ambitious Young Judge’s Clerk

An ambitious, young clerk’s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee every morning. And, every morning, the judge became infuriated when the coffee cup was brought to him just 2/3 full. With his back to the corner, the young clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill...

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Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever

Nov 20

Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever

A young hotshot lawyer went out and bought the fastest car in the world, the new SSC Ultimate Aero, for a cool $750,000. It was a nice day outside, so he took the car for it’s first drive on the street. As he stops at a red light, an old man on a mobility scooter rodes off the sidewalk and pulls up next to him. The man on the scooter, who had to be at least 70...

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