insult joke: Over the rainbow

Jan 10

insult joke: Over the rainbow

Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don’t run. Outlet isn’t grounded. Over the rainbow. Overdue for reincarnation. Overruns above 110 baud. Paged/swapped out. Paralyzed from the neck up. Parents beat him with an ugly stick. Parked his head and forgot where he left it. Pedaling...

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insult joke: Phototrophic on a better day

Jan 10

insult joke: Phototrophic on a better day

Perfect percussionist for an acapella group (duh, duh, duh…) Perfect training subject for apprentice hypnotists. Permanently out to lunch. Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us. Phototrophic on a better day. Pins 2 and 3 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground. Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces. Playing baseball with a rubber...

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insult joke: Proof God has a sense of humor

Jan 10

insult joke: Proof God has a sense of humor

Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure’s up, but there’s a slow leak somewhere. Produces a zero-length core dump. Proof God has a sense of humor. Proof of Einstein’s theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Put a lens in...

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insult joke: Receiver is off the hook

Jan 10

insult joke: Receiver is off the hook

Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn’t know Greek. Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton. Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society. Receiver is off the hook. Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go. Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. Reposts this list when someone asks for it, but it’s an old copy. Reset line is...

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insult joke: Sending back packets

Jan 10

insult joke: Sending back packets

Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u t . Sailboat fuel for brains. Sat under the ozone hole too long. Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong. Serving donuts on another planet. Settled some during shipping and handling. Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that...

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insult joke: She worries about the calories

Jan 10

insult joke: She worries about the calories

She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. She worries about the calories licking stamps and envelopes. She’s a screensaver: Looks good, but useless. Short a few cards. Short-circuited between the earphones. Should be the poster child for family planning. Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing. Single-sided, low density. Sitting in the...

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