Halloween Jokes: Have a HAPPY Halloween

Oct 30

Halloween Jokes: Have a HAPPY Halloween

  Halloween Jokes: Have a HAPPY Halloween 17. When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it’s really dead. 16. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible. 15. Do not search...

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Halloween Jokes: You avoid going to houses

Oct 30

Halloween Jokes: You avoid going to houses

  Halloween Jokes: You avoid going to houses 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. Witch and Cat 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a...

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Halloween Jokes: There was this haunted house

Oct 30

Halloween Jokes: There was this haunted house

Halloween Jokes: There was this haunted house There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk – the ghost which `lived’ there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his...

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Halloween Jokes: The Top 10

Oct 30

Halloween Jokes: The Top 10

Halloween Jokes: The Top 10 The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts Chocolate Covered Prunes A Handful of Red Man Anything that...

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