Ethnic jokes: The Irish girl knelt

Dec 19

Ethnic jokes: The Irish girl knelt

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, “My...

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Ethnic jokes: Did you hear about the Irishman

Dec 18

Ethnic jokes: Did you hear about the Irishman

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing? A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O’Furniture! Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman’s life? A: Third grade. Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch. Q: How can you identify an Irish...

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Ethnic jokes: Paddy was trapped in a bog

Dec 17

Ethnic jokes: Paddy was trapped in a bog

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. “Help!” Paddy shouted, “Oi’m sinkin’!” Don’t worry,” assured Mick. “Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi’m the strongest man in Erin, and Oi’ll pull ye right out o’ there.” Mick leaned out and grabbed...

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Ethnic jokes: An Irishman, a black guy

Dec 16

Ethnic jokes: An Irishman, a black guy

An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the white guy top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the...

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Ethnic jokes: Saddam Hussein is sitting

Dec 15

Ethnic jokes: Saddam Hussein is sitting

Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says “Hello”. The voice at the end of the phone says “Hello Mr. Hussein, it’s Paddy here. I’m just ringing to let you know that we’ve declared war on your country.” SH smiles to himself, “Come on Paddy”, he says, “there’s no...

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Ethnic jokes: The European Union commissioners

Dec 14

Ethnic jokes: The European Union commissioners

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan...

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