Ethnic jokes: A newfie wanted to learn how

Dec 09

Ethnic jokes: A newfie wanted to learn how

A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The newfie understood and was ready. The time came to have the newfie jump...

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English Jokes: Irishman and a Scottishman

Jun 25

English Jokes: Irishman and a Scottishman

An English man, Irishman and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, “The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free”. Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,”..yeah. That’s quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for...

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British Jokes: A customer ordered

Jun 24

British Jokes: A customer ordered

A customer ordered some coffee in a cafe. The waitress arrived with the coffee and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waitress “Waitress,” he said, “there’s dirt in my coffee!”. “That’s not surprising, sir, replied the waitress, “It was ground only half an hour...

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English Jokes: Mike and his

Jun 23

English Jokes: Mike and his

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. “What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?” “Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor delivers the child and holds...

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British Jokes: An Englishman

Jun 22

British Jokes: An Englishman

An Englishman, roused by a Scot’s scorn of his race, protested that he was born an Englishman and hoped to die an Englishman. “Man,” scoffed the Scot, “hiv ye nae ambeetion (Have you no ambition)?” ……. At an auction in Manchester a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing Ā£10,000 and would give a...

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British Jokes: There was an Scotsman

Jun 21

British Jokes: There was an Scotsman

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the...

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