Good Health Insurance Pays Off

A young, intelligent medical student specializing in sexual disorders decides to take a tour of a local clinic. Eager to impress a future doctor, the chief resident shows him around the facility.

While discussing current cases and the facility, they stumble across a patient masturbating in his room. “What condition does he have?” the student asks. “He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 20-30 times a day, he’ll become confused and disoriented.”

As the pair continue their tour, the student walks past another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse. “What about him?” the student asks. “What’s his story?”

“Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”