Doctor Jokes – Redneck Medical Dictionary
Doctor Jokes – Redneck Medical Dictionary.
Artery=The study of paintings.
Bacteria=Back door to cafeteria.
Barium=What doctors do when patients die.
Benign=What you be after you be eight.
Catscan=Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize=Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section=A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic=A sheep dog.
Coma=A punctuation mark.
D&C=Where Washington is.
Dilate=To live long.
Enema=Not a friend.
Fester=Quicker than someone else.
Fibula=A small lie.
G.I.Series=World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail=What you hang your coat on.
Impotent=Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain=Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff=A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid=A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates=Cheaper than day rates.
Node=I knew it.
Outpatient=A person who has fainted.
Ovaries=You get to try again. (from wj1001250)
Pap Smear=A fatherhood test.
Pelvis=Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative=A letter carrier.
Recovery Room=Place to do upholstery.
Rectum=Pretty near killed him.
Tablet=A small table.
Terminal Illness=Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor=More than one.
Urine=Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose=Near by/close by.