Surgery
Nov 11
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they’re out of there-Charlie Viracola
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Bill has been married for ten years and his wife says, "My anniversary present better be on the driveway tomorrow and it better go from 0-200 in 2 seconds." A small package shows up for her the next morning. What is it?
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A scale.
