Tina Fey Jokes – Celebrity Joke

Jul 26

Tina Fey Jokes – Celebrity Joke

“It was reported that House Majority Leader Tom DeLay took several ethically questionable golf trips paid for by foreign lobbyists and that his wife and daughter were paid $500,000 from his own political action committee. DeLay referred to the allegations as ‘just another seedy attempt by the liberal media to embarrass me with my own actions,...

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David Letterman Jokes – Celebrity Joke

Jul 25

David Letterman Jokes – Celebrity Joke

“Down in Washington D.C. the feds jumped a guy who was behaving suspiciously and carrying two large suitcases. Turns out it kind of had a funny ending: he’s not a terrorist and the suitcases were full of cash for Tom Delay.” –David Letterman “Big scare down in Washington earlier today. Turned out it was a false alarm. What it was was a...

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Conan O Brien Jokes – Funny Celebrity Jokes

Jul 24

Conan O Brien Jokes – Funny Celebrity Jokes

“Republican majority leader Tom DeLay was indicted and he was stripped of his congressional leadership powers. When asked what it feels like to lose all his power, DeLay said, ‘I feel like a Democrat.'” – Conan...

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Bill Maher Jokes – Celebrity Joke

Jul 23

Bill Maher Jokes – Celebrity Joke

“The Republicans are in trouble. Bill First, the Senate leader, is under investigation, Karl Rove is about to be indicted, Tom DeLay was indicted twice in one week. You almost feel bad for how screwed this guy is, because usually when someone wants to beat this kind of a rap, the person they bribe is Tom DeLay.” –Bill...

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Twilight jokes about actors

Jul 22

Twilight jokes about actors

This is how Twilight should have ended Edward and Bella smoke a blunt. Edward gets the munchies …no more Bella! Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror! Roses are red, Vampires are cool, But not twilight, Because Edwards a tool. Dear fans of Twilight, please note that vampires are dead and...

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Twilight jokes about famous people

Jul 21

Twilight jokes about famous people

Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward goes away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Potter all the way! The only thing Count Chocula has in common with Twilight vampires is that he’s gay. Dear Twilight, You are not the end of an era. Harry Potter was the end of an era. You, are the end of an error. Sincerely, Potterheads. Twilight, making gay vampires sparkle since...

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