Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural...

Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy, her freckles slipped off. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her...

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she’d look like a magic carpet. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top. Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama so...

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail...

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty when I called her to...

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo Mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo Mama’s so old, her birthday expired. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her...