You might be a redneck if… More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Your front porch collapses and kills...

Wal-Mart announced today that they’ll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping...

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!” Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she...

Ok, so we’ve pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different – yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren’t sure, you might be from the South if… You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. Your working TV sits on top...

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein ghosts?” About 80 of his students raise their hands. “That’s a good start I suppose. Those of you who believe in ghosts, how many have actually seen a ghost?” About 30 students raise their...

You might be a Gothic Redneck if… You let your fourteen year old daughter smoke clove cigarettes at the dinner table in front of her kids. You’ve got more than one brother named “Vlad”. You’ve got more than three cousins named “Lestat”. You think safe sex is padded handcuffs. You’ve refused to watch the Academy Awards...