A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to...

Man oh man, we’ve been collecting a bunch of short French jokes for quite some time now and I think it’s finally time to post them all. But seriously… raise your hand if you like the French? Ok, now raise both hands if you are French! Hey, it’s not like they didn’t have it coming! Question and Answer French Jokes Q: How do you say...

Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the French has paid off. They’ve been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have him. A leading French newspaper stated today that they found THREE banned substances in his hotel room. They were deodorant, toothpaste, and...

On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened. “Well,” said the...