Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying “I know, let’s play swords!” “Play swords?” asked the other. “How?” “Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it’s hard, and we both whack’em together like swords.” So they did, and they were running up and...

>Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. “Who is that babe?” one said to the other. “I’d sure like to get her spread out on my sheets.” “No you wouldn’t,” said the other. “She’s hung like a ...

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.” The doctor replies, “Are you gay?” The man answers “yes.” The doctor says, “I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice.Take ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune...

Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. “Who is that babe?” one said to the other. “I’d sure like to get her spread out on my sheets.” “No you wouldn’t,” said the other. “She’s hung like a ...

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & asks what he’s doing. “I’m leaving !” he replies. “They just made homosexuality legal.” “So why leave now ?” queries his roomie. “Gays have been part of the scene here for years and years.” “Yeah, I...

Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned a factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture. The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at a car sales firm. ...