Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would...

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.”Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul...

BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it toreboot.”Boss: “Oh, that’s right.”Wally: “I wonder if he’ll ever realise we gave him an...

Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account”. “Please sir”, she replies, “we can’t have language like that in here.” “Why the Fuck not?” he asked. “Sir,” Came her retort, “I must ask you to refrain from...

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. “Do you know what time we quit around here ?” he asked.”Sure !” the girl nervously giggled. “Whenever somebody knocks on the...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?”"That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind...