Aviation Jokes: A plane flying in the 1930

Feb 18

Aviation Jokes: A plane flying in the 1930

Aviation Jokes: A plane flying in the 1930. Our website dedicated to aviation humour. In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The...

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Aviation Jokes: smartest man

Feb 17

Aviation Jokes: smartest man

Aviation Jokes: smartest man. Our website dedicated to aviation humour. A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of...

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Aviation Jokes: Fear of bombs on planes

Feb 16

Aviation Jokes: Fear of bombs on planes

Aviation Jokes: Fear of bombs on planes. Our website dedicated to aviation humour. Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a...

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Aviation Jokes: Real flight announcements

Feb 15

Aviation Jokes: Real flight announcements

Aviation Jokes: Real flight announcements. Our website dedicated to aviation humour. Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there...

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Aviation Jokes: Dream Airlines running operating systems

Feb 14

Aviation Jokes: Dream Airlines running operating systems

Aviation Jokes: Dream Airlines running operating systems. Ā Our website dedicated to aviation humour Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc. DOS with QEMM:...

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Aviation Jokes: Dream flying planes

Feb 13

Aviation Jokes: Dream flying planes

Aviation Jokes: Dream flying planes. Our website dedicated to aviation humour. Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.” The...

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