Animal Jokes: This list of chalkboard

Mar 22

Animal Jokes: This list of chalkboard

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her. 1. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. 2. I will not drag my master from the interesting sniffing spots. 3. I will not complain “My arm is tired”...

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Animal Jokes: Having detailed the concept

Mar 21

Animal Jokes: Having detailed the concept

Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommended for those pilots whose airplanes have large, easily cleaned cabins. Known as the “Cat and Duck Method” of instrument flight, it has received much publicity and is considered to have a great deal of merit...

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Animal Jokes: Two roaches were munching

Mar 20

Animal Jokes: Two roaches were munching

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.”...

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Animal Jokes: A butcher is leaning on the counter

Mar 19

Animal Jokes: A butcher is leaning on the counter

  A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door. “An’ wot’s this then?” he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher’s shins. “You dumb dog.” As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in...

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Animal Jokes: This list of chalkboard assignments

Mar 18

Animal Jokes: This list of chalkboard assignments

A Funny Animal Jokes & quotes categorized by Animal Jokes. Funny Jokes To Post On Facebook. This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is not food. Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the...

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Animal Jokes: While waiting for a bus

Mar 17

Animal Jokes: While waiting for a bus

A Funny Animal Jokes & quotes categorized by Animal Jokes. Funny Jokes To Post On Facebook. While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man’s legs. A passerby commented to the blind man, “What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you...

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