Finish overseas tour

Oct 01

Finish overseas tour

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship...

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A young naval student

Oct 01

A young naval student

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. “What would you...

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New submarine Ensign

Oct 01

New submarine Ensign

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said,...

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Apologizing to China

Oct 01

Apologizing to China

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency...

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Submarine humor & fun

Oct 01

Submarine humor & fun

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander “Sonar – Conn, Report all contacts in...

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How Army policy began

Sep 30

How Army policy began

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he...

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Chinese learned this

Sep 28

Chinese learned this

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency...

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Be politically correct

Sep 28

Be politically correct

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men) He does not have a beer gut… He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys) He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys) He is not...

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Battles on the sea

Sep 28

Battles on the sea

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company. THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was wanted to decorate the captain’s...

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China blames America

Sep 28

China blames America

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency...

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