Civil War Era humor

Oct 18

Civil War Era humor

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured in 1862 and was sent to a Richmond...

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Give us new missiles

Oct 16

Give us new missiles

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters. In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis...

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Daddy is going to war

Oct 15

Daddy is going to war

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my...

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Piloting your plane

Oct 13

Piloting your plane

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, “Anything you can do, I can do...

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Misunderstanding terms

Oct 12

Misunderstanding terms

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. Army...

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His military etiquette

Oct 11

His military etiquette

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No,...

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Strange new battles

Oct 10

Strange new battles

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and...

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Remember during wars

Oct 09

Remember during wars

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at. 4. No...

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Soldier stands guard

Oct 08

Soldier stands guard

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who...

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Military traditions

Oct 02

Military traditions

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google + Top Holiday Traditions In The Military 9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask 8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower 7. Draw up list of who’s naughty, who’s nice and who can’t run their 2 miles without wheezing...

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