Buying a New Farm

Sep 14

Buying a New Farm

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to...

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I Want Some Milk

Sep 14

I Want Some Milk

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to...

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Question and answer blond jokes 3

Sep 14

Question and answer blond jokes 3

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside...

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Question and answer blond jokes 2

Sep 14

Question and answer blond jokes 2

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light. Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom. Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards...

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Question and answer blond jokes

Sep 14

Question and answer blond jokes

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I’ll tell you tomorrow. Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe. Q: How do you hit a...

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Blinkers

Sep 14

Blinkers

Free Funny Jokes and Blonde Jokes. Funny blonde jokes about everything, including plain stupidity One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks. The Blonde then proceeds to pull out 2 naked cardboard men that she put long coats on. She then...

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Everybody

Jul 04

Everybody

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it....

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A tight travel budget

Jul 03

A tight travel budget

All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. Memorandum To: All Employees From: Headquarters Subject: Business Travel Policy Guidelines Date: June 16, 2000 Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees on travel for official business. The purpose of these policies is to save money,...

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The ten ifs of employment

Jul 02

The ten ifs of employment

1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman. 3. If it whistles, ignore it. 4. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat. 5. If it’s the boss, look busy. 6. If it talks, take notes. 7. If it’s handwritten, type it. 8. if it’s typed, copy it. 9. If it’s copied, file it. 10. If it’s Friday, forget it! Funny...

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Repairing the phone

Jul 01

Repairing the phone

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working fine–except that all money was...

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