Marriage quotes 02

Nov 13

Marriage quotes 02

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Getting married is very much like going to the...

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Marriage quotes 03

Nov 12

Marriage quotes 03

There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!” Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a...

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Marriage quotes 04

Nov 11

Marriage quotes 04

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — Guitry Ah Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. — Borge Always talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone handy. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the...

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Marriage quotes 06

Nov 09

Marriage quotes 06

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick Martin I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. — Tynan I think of my...

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Marriage quotes 07

Nov 08

Marriage quotes 07

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains! Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. — Rich Little Joint Checking...

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Marriage quotes 08

Nov 07

Marriage quotes 08

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. — Cass Daley Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Marriage is a rest period between...

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Marriage quotes n 9

Nov 06

Marriage quotes n 9

  Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does...

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Civil War Era humor

Oct 18

Civil War Era humor

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured in 1862 and was sent to a Richmond...

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Army needs new recruits

Oct 17

Army needs new recruits

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting 8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of the night by loud explosions...

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Give us new missiles

Oct 16

Give us new missiles

Military Jokes and Military Humor. See a collection of the best military jokes rated by viewers. Share on Facebook & Google +, twitter, stumbleupon The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters. In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis...

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